Milk-neck is an accrual of milk in the folds of the neck region. Maggie has this, there is no denying it. We clean it up, but it only returns time and time again. We have our hopes that it will one day cease, but recently learned of an adult-friend (we'll call him "Brad") who also has this same problem. Seek help, man! If you can answer yes to any of the following questions, well, you fill in the blank.
a) Do you drink milk more than 3 times a day?
b) Do you forget to clean your neck when showering?
c) Do others complain of a cheese-like smell when around you?